It's our 1st TBOY Labubu Dupe.

This adorable Yeti doll is so soft, Warren Buffett cuddles it for earnings calls...

And it's the only toy you'll want to hug when your portfolio drops...

In this economy, it's not an "emotional support" animal, it's an "economic support" animal.

(We'd call it a Labubu Dupe, but our lawyers won't let us)