The Drink of the Summer

2025’s beach booze. Warby’s Google glasses vs. OpenAI-phone. Toyota’s Rav4 Revolution.

Trader-Costco-Gonia

America’s favorite brands. Dockers’ Casual Friday innovation. Klarna’s revenue-per-human.

N-E-T-F-L-I-X

Sesame Street’s Savior. The Startup-Burying Startup. America’s AAA Downgrade Situationship.

Unicorn Pants

Lulu’s leggings turn 10. Chime is the McD’s of Money. Cava’s hummus surge.

Juicy Couture Tracksuit: How Cozy-Core Went Viral

Make it Rainnn

Rainmaker’s rain startup. Dick’s Foot Locker palace. UnitedHealth’s worst month ever.

Massage-bnb

Airbnb’s everything app. eToro’s Kardashian trade. Boeing’s Trade War Win. + Surprise Guest Jeff Raider.

Football = Housing

Stadiums’ apartment strategy. Nutella’s Americanization. Hotels’ junk fee ban.

Preppy Billions

Vineyard Vines’ revival. Trump’s Mega-Monday. Dunkin’s JetBlue airplane.

He went to Walmart

The $299 Diamond Ring. Yuka’s MAHA app. Podcasts’ Golden Globes Award.

TBOY Live Show Chicago… Tickets On Sale NOW

Eat Pray Chew

Grüns’ $500M gummybear. Google’s DVD moment. England’s Ron Weasley trade deal.

Donald Duck Diplomacy

DisneyLand Abu Dhabi. Elon’s Texas city. Russell Westbrook's AI funeral app.

Baguette Bangers

Le Pain Quiotidien’s disco. China’s disappearing data. DoorDash’s vibe-cession.

Quentin Tariff-tino

Hollywood’s digital trade war. Warren Buffett’s secret investing sauce. Skechers’ $9B retirement.

End of Passwords

Microsoft’s post-password-era. Formula 1’s sister surge. Mack Weldon’s anti-tariff undies.

Frappuccino: The Billion-Dollar Brainfreeze Starbucks Nearly Killed

Mission: iMpossible

Apple’s Hoarder’s Quarter. The Cars-becoming-Spas trend. Elon’s DOGE exit.

I own a Waymo

Toyota’s self-driving deal. Domino’s pizza paradox. The Year-Round Horror Economy.

Falcon Mode

Lyft’s enshittification. Labubu’s viral dolls. Bezos vs Trump on “Tariff Fees.”

End the $1K Baby Tax

Tariffs crush strollers. Star Wars’ epic re-release. UNC’s D1 ath-fluencer class.

$17 per cube

Glacial Ice startups. Bezos’ $20k electric car. California = 4th Biggest Economy.

Everyone’s watching it

Conclave’s Pope pop. Uber’s robo-VW-hippie-van taxi. The Great Capitalist Pause.

Peak Protein

Kardashians’ protein popcorn. Trump’s empty-shelf warning. Trailer Parks’ Millennial moment.

Cheat on Anything

Cluely’s cheating app. Home Depot’s secret garden. The Fed’s Batman independence.

Education Super App

Duolingo CEO Luis von Ahn announces next product on TBOY

wtf is that?

Say Hello to Tariff Fees. Costco’s 1st beer dupe. Return of the Mascots.

Peeps: A Backroom Marshmallow Mystery

Nepo-preneurs

Family biz boom. Twinkies’ 4/20 munchies trade. China’s rare earth embargo.

Hedge Fund University

Harvard’s $2B battle. Coachella’s Pay-Now-Party-Later. Netflix’s Dr. Evil plan.

China’s Factory Revolt

Trade war moves to TikTok. Moleskine’s Gen Z board. Zuck's FTC lawsuit.

Louis VuiTexas

LVMH’s Made in America fail. Dubai Chocolate’s virality. iExports > iPhones.

Colonoscopy Stock Market

BTS trade war drama. Versace’s Prada acquisition. A Colon econ lesson.

Gone in 60 tariffs

Trade War Pause. The Masters’ menu strategy. Harry’s mammoth IPO.

Dire Wolf of Wall Street

Colossal’s 1st de-extinction. ThredUp’s tariff win. Shopify’s mandatory AI.

Buy the Dip?

Or sell the dip? Artipope’s $3,800 baby carrier. Ford’s patriot discount.

Pan-cession

Global recession risk. Chipotle’s tariff-free avocado. Clocking out at 4:39pm.

Wakanda got Tariff’d

Trade War’s nuclear fallout. White Lotus’ drip strategy. Coach’s dwell time.

$3,600 per Fam

Tariff Day’s price tag. Tinder’s AI flirt-bot. Nintendo’s Mario Kart Metaverse.

Final Hoot

Hooters’ Re-hooterization. Facebook’s OG makeover. Canada’s WWII housing solution.

Torpedo Bat

NY Yankees’ innovation. Q2’s Stagflation risk. Drone Delivery’s burrito vs blood.

South Park me

ChatGPT’s animation studio. CoreWeave’s Snow White IPO. SoulCycle’ Fashion Stores

Breast Milk Ice Cream

Frida’s lactation gelato. Robinhood’s mail-order-cash. America’s “Car Bloat.”

Find Your Muppet

Sesame Street’s Cocomelon threat. Saratoga’s viral facial water. Signal’s user error.

Inside StubHub

The Ticket IPO. Napster’s $200M comeback. 23&Me’s DNA drama.

Boy Sober

The No-Marriage Economy. Arizona’s Crazy Rich Asians. Snow White & The 7 Debacles.

Why Elon should sell

The Tesla solution. Boston Celtics’ fine print. Fashion coffee chains

“Severed” – AppleTV+ dirty secret. Ben & Jerry’s chocolatey lawsuit. Nvidia’s AI Super Bowl.

“Diet Bros” – Diet Coke’s political rebrand. Tennis’ collusion case. BYD’s 5-minute EV.

Don’t Pick Duke

March Madness investing advice. Google’s biggest acquisition. Corporate Nickname Curse.